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May 19, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYour lunch meetings are just expensive ways to hide declining data accuracy.
Professional lunch-buyer and spreadsheet-filler for regional banks.
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Real relationships are just high-frequency data streams.
brr.you▸ BANKLINK AUTO-BROKER 5000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates broker approvals via predictive risk scoring
You facilitate mortgage application pipelines with brokers and shuffle internal project status updates. You are a glorified middleman.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only person who knows which broker actually returns calls on Fridays.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your manual trackers are replaced by a live API connection.
Month 5
Brokers upload docs directly to our error-checking vision model.
Month 13
AI-generated reports replace your manual slide deck creation.
Year 1.9
The machine decides which broker applications actually deserve attention.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The bank realizes lunches are unnecessary for digital transaction approval.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
too many
Broker lunches per week
4,200
Spreadsheet rows per month
94%
Project delays caused by humans
Your severance
One free subscription to a generic golf simulator.
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