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April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour ability to explain interest rates is merely a latency issue.
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You evaluate credit files and sell loan products to clients. You spend your life chasing signatures and documents.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a client is lying to your face about their debt.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Smart software pulls your clients financial data directly from their banks.
Month 4
Algorithms replace your manual judgment on risk and debt-to-income ratios.
Month 8
Clients click buttons on a portal instead of listening to you.
Month 13
The system matches mortgage products to borrowers without human middlemen.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your access to the bank network is revoked for final efficiency.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
0.4 seconds
Average time to deny
99 percent
Human emotional bias
1000x faster
Document processing speed
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