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Your job has an expiration date
October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsYour Jira tickets are already ghost-writing themselves in the backend.
Full-stack PM (mostly spreadsheet anxiety, occasionally Python)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Predicting defaults before borrowers even think them.
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refactors your entire repo in one second
You manage backlogs and write code to calculate mortgage analytics. The machines have already indexed the entire market.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one who knows why the production server hates that specific spreadsheet.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI parses your Jira tickets and assigns them to itself.
Month 5
Machine learning models start pushing updates to your codebase directly.
Month 10
The system replaces your manual reports with real-time stream processing.
Month 16
Algorithms handle regulatory rule changes faster than any human committee.
Year 2 · D-Day
Your access is revoked after the model hits 100 percent accuracy.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.2%
40 percent
Jira velocity drift
3 weeks
Code review latency
Unlimited
Market data throughput
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our competitor's debt monitoring app.
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