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Your job has an expiration date
May 19, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYour burn rate is the only thing you actually innovate on.
Serial founder of slide decks and pivot plans.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Efficiency without the founder ego.
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optimizes capital allocation to zero
You manage remote engineering teams and navigate complex, slow-moving Canadian mortgage underwriting regulations to push digital loan applications.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to venture capitalists with a straight face during a pitch.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors map your communication patterns to identify key decision nodes.
Month 5
Algorithms replace your manual oversight of mortgage regulatory documentation.
Month 13
AI systems take over real-time resource allocation and budgeting.
Year 1.9
Synthetic avatars handle your investor relations and board reporting.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
System autonomy achieved; human leadership role is officially dissolved.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
4 cups
Coffee consumed per deal
12 percent
Regulation non-compliance risk
6 hours
Time spent in slack
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one stale granola bar.
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