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October 31, 2032
In 6 yearsFormaldehyde is just a chemical, and machines are excellent chemists.
Expert in arterial fluid, cosmetics, and avoiding the existential dread.
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restores lifelike skin tone with laser precision
You perform restorative art, arterial embalming, and cosmetic preparation. You manage complex paperwork for the deceased.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still drape a shroud with a gentle hand that no piston can replicate.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 6
AI systems automatically file death certificates and legal burial permits.
Month 9
Robot arms handle the heavy lifting and workspace disinfecting tasks.
Year 2.1
Smart sensors calculate exact fluid volumes for arterial embalming routines.
Year 3.7
Computer vision models reconstruct facial features using 3D printing technology.
Year 6 · D-Day
Integrated pods handle the full preparation process without human intervention.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 93.1%
99.9% accurate
embalming precision
400% faster
restorative speed
0%
emotional overhead
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a cloud-based digital legacy service.
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