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October 21, 2031
In 5 yearsDeath is the only industry where you get paid to stay cool.
Professional ghost-whisperer and heavy-lifter of the very still.
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Precision handling for final arrangements.
help!youAI▸ NECROSORT V4▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 5 YEARSAI's Special Power
prepares decedents with zero human hesitation
You move bodies, clean tools, and prep the deceased for viewing or autopsy. It is cold work.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the subtle environmental shifts that indicate a body needs extra care.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors map every movement of the deceased to reduce manual oversight.
Month 10
Robotic sprayers handle disinfection while humans wait outside the room.
Year 2.2
Smart cabinets dispense and track sterile surgical instruments automatically.
Year 3.3
Overhead lift systems move bodies without requiring human physical strength.
Year 5 · D-Day
The machine takes over the suite; your presence is no longer required.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92%
2x human
Body transport speed
Constant
Sanitisation frequency
Indefinite
Cold-room tolerance
Your severance
A lifetime discount on your own final storage.
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