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Will AI replace Mortuary Cosmetologist jobs? · Latest report #cb6mffi8
Your job has an expiration date
December 1, 2030
In 4 years, 1 monthApplying makeup to the deceased is a hobby, not a career.
Master of the final silent makeover.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect aesthetics, zero emotional fatigue.
glub.youAI▸ VISAGEFIXER PRO 900▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARS, 1 MONTHAI's Special Power
restores lifelike skin tone in seconds
You wash, preserve, and use cosmetics to prepare bodies for open-casket viewings. It is time for technology.
The one thing AI can't do
You alone know how to manually reconstruct a featureset from catastrophic structural damage.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 4
High-res cameras map exact skin tones without human guesswork.
Month 15
Robotic nozzles deposit restorative wax with sub-millimeter accuracy.
Year 2.3
Sensors manage arterial perfusion to ensure perfectly consistent tissue stability.
Year 3.1
Software renders the perfect cosmetic look based on family photos.
Year 4 · D-Day
Our machines finalize the final presentation while you collect unemployment.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 93.1%
99 percent
Average viewing satisfaction
400 variants
Foundation shades mastered
Low
Human error probability
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium funeral-grade concealer.
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