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October 13, 2066
In 40 yearsYou spend all day cleaning the only clients who never complain.
Expert at handling the inevitable with surgical precision.
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Dignified transition, zero human interaction.
split.you▸ NECROSUTURE PRO V4▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 40 YEARSAI's Special Power
restores aesthetic dignity to the deceased
You prepare bodies for viewing and maintenance with chemicals and scalpels. You handle paperwork for death certificates.
The one thing AI can't do
You have the steady hands to restore a face after significant physical trauma.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 6
Sensors and software handle all death certificate and inventory logging.
Year 7
Smart refrigeration units manage all body storage and tracking automatically.
Year 17
Vision-guided nozzles handle the arterial injection process without human error.
Year 28
Micro-pincers perform delicate closure work on all surgical incision sites.
Year 40 · D-Day
Fully autonomous stations complete the entire preparation cycle without human intervention.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.7%
4 minutes
Body prep time
0.00%
Error rate
0 daily
Coffee breaks
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our embalming software.
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