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Your job has an expiration date
October 21, 2030
In 4 yearsYour thousands of tiny stone cuts are just pixels to us.
Obsessive stone-cutter with dust-covered lungs.
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Perfect grout lines, zero artistic ego.
toast.youAI▸ TESSERABOT 9000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
lays perfect geometric patterns without measuring
You hand-cut stone and grout tiles into intricate patterns. The dust is everywhere.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a stone's grain will crack before the hammer even touches it.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Cameras scan your reference art to digitize the tile layout.
Month 10
Precision waterjets cut stones to exact dimensions with zero waste.
Year 1.9
Pincers position every piece into the mortar with consistent force.
Year 2.7
Automated squeegees apply grout to ensure perfectly uniform spacing.
Year 4 · D-Day
The machine finishes the design before you find your goggles.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92.9%
45
average shards per hour
high
grout inhalation risk
3 percent
human error margin
Your severance
One free bag of grout and a blunt chisel.
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