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May 19, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsSelling screen detox sessions while you stare at a glowing monitor daily.
Professional glue-smeller and accidental teambuilding ringleader.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Pixel-perfect art for the analog-curious market.
bzzt.youAI▸ MOSAICASSEMBLER PRO 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
designs custom tile layouts in ten seconds
You curate glass tile patterns and guide groups through gluing shards onto base shapes. It is tedious craft.
The one thing AI can't do
You are actually talented at stopping people from cutting their fingers on sharp glass shards.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors identify and inventory every shard of glass in your warehouse.
Month 5
Pneumatic arms sort and pack kits faster than any human hand.
Month 13
Vision models design patterns that are mathematically impossible for humans to copy.
Month 23
Projection mapping guides participants where to place tiles on the base.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The shop runs autonomously while you find a new job on a screen.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
45 Minutes
Average Grout Cleanup Time
92 Percent
Teambuilding Awkwardness Index
12 Daily
Broken Finger Glass Scrapes
Your severance
A lifetime supply of glass-cutting lubricant.
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