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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Motion Graphic Designer jobs? · Latest report #bzbnf6f8
Your job has an expiration date
May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour keyframe animation is just a fancy way to say expensive waiting.
Bezier addict with an unhealthy reliance on After Effects
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated motion without the creative drama
bzzt.you▸ KEYFRAME-KILLER PRO V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
renders high-fidelity animations in real-time
You spend all day tweaking bezier curves and rendering previews. The machine will do it while you sleep.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still intuitively feel when a motion curve lacks soul or narrative weight.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Standard motion templates replace your boring lower-third animations.
Month 5
Server farms render your drafts before you finish clicking export.
Month 10
Neural models generate infinite variations based on brand style guides.
Month 15
Software interprets client feedback without needing a human translator.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your software license expires and the AI completes all projects.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
42
Average renders per day
12 cups
Coffee consumed per project
3,000
Hours spent waiting for exports
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our competitor's software
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