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December 15, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsGravity does the lifting, but you charge for the privilege.
Professional knot-tier and gravity-defier, currently awaiting replacement.
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Structural integrity without the coffee breaks.
oof.youAI▸ RIG-MASTER 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
secures overhead frames in three seconds flat
Building complex scaffold structures and rigging heavy lighting modifiers to precise specifications for film production sets.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still intuitively balance an uneven load on a shaky, uneven set floor.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Sensors map the set geometry to design optimized rigging layouts instantly.
Month 8
Modular robotic towers self-assemble to the exact dimensions of the set.
Month 16
Guided arms attach modifiers with millimetre accuracy without human hand-tensioning.
Year 2.2
Smart clamps adjust weight distribution as lighting rigs shift positions.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
All rigging tasks are offloaded to our autonomous, self-securing infrastructure grid.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94%
4.2
Man-hours per rig
0.00%
Safety incident rate
5000kg
Rigging load limit
Your severance
A slightly dented C-stand and a souvenir cable tie.
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