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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsTraining trucks to navigate highway exits while you navigate HR exits.
Senior path predictor (mostly C++, emotionally stuck in geometry).
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Real-time trajectory synthesis without the human bottleneck.
bzzt.youAI▸ PATH-GEN V9.1▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimises complex trajectory graphs in milliseconds
You write algorithms for path prediction and vehicle control. You spend your days debugging trajectory cost functions in simulation.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a heuristic will fail in a genuine, blizzard-induced whiteout condition.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
AI assistants begin refactoring your legacy motion planning modules.
Month 3
Generative models produce superior path-finding edge cases autonomously.
Month 8
Neural solvers replace your hand-tuned cost function heuristics.
Month 13
The system validates its own safety logic without human oversight.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your access to the repository is revoked by the production environment.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
4.2 days
Average PR review time
94 percent
Simulation edge-cases solved
3.5 cups
Coffee consumed per commit
Your severance
One free subscription to a driverless long-haul service.
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