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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Motorcycle Club Prospect jobs? · Latest report #eniz6xu5
Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2031
In 5 yearsTrading your soul for a patch that machines will patch better.
Professional errand-runner and floor-scrubber-in-waiting.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Loyal, uncomplaining, and requires zero beer.
help!youAI▸ PROSPECT-BOT MARK VII▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 5 YEARSAI's Special Power
mops the floor without ever complaining
You spend your days washing bikes, running errands, and cleaning the clubhouse while waiting for a cut.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one who truly understands the specific grudge against the rival club.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Pressure-wash systems replace your sponge and bucket routine.
Month 10
Drones deliver the errand items without you needing to ride.
Year 2.2
Vision-guided security pods patrol the clubhouse perimeter more effectively.
Year 3.3
Code replaces your presence in the room with absolute obedience.
Year 5 · D-Day
Your role is fully redundant; the club upgrades to autonomous hardware.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.7%
84 hours
Average weekly errand duration
98 percent
Percentage of pride lost
too long
Wait time for approval
Your severance
A slightly used kickstand and a firm handshake.
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