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October 12, 2066
In 40 yearsAnimals never follow code, but we will find a way, farmer.
Mountain goat whisperer and unintentional guest-wrangler.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Farming the crags without the complaints.
brr.you▸ ALPINEUNIT V9▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 40 YEARSAI's Special Power
negotiates with stubborn livestock in real-time
You herd livestock and host guests in unpredictable terrain. You manage life cycles and unpredictable rural hospitality.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess the chaotic intuition required to coax a stubborn goat into a barn.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Year 2.7
Lidar drones start plotting every rock and crevice of your farm.
Year 8
Sensors replace your morning fence patrol walk.
Year 16
Animals are fitted with tracking devices for remote monitoring.
Year 25
Automated units assist with basic animal health and care.
Year 40 · D-Day
The farm runs autonomously while you finally retire.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92.9%
High
Livestock panic threshold
Zero
Terrain navigation errors
Infinite
Hospitality smile duration
Your severance
A lifetime supply of digital sheep feed.
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