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October 12, 2066
In 40 yearsGravity is the only thing keeping your vertical-climbing career alive.
Expert vertical navigator and professional moss enthusiast.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Agility without the constant risk of falling.
ow.you▸ CLIFFSCRAPER MARK IV▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 40 YEARSAI's Special Power
leaps across impossible chasms with predictive pathing
You spend your days scaling vertical cliffs to chew on sparse, high-altitude moss and avoid predators.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess the biological intuition to identify the most stable limestone ledges by touch.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Year 2.7
High-resolution thermal sensors map every viable ledge on the mountain.
Year 8
Robot scouts deploy to identify the most nutrient-dense vegetation patches.
Year 16
Micro-claws enable machines to traverse angles previously deemed impossible.
Year 25
AI models predict rockfalls faster than your nervous system can react.
Year 40 · D-Day
The peak is fully automated and effectively goat-free.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92%
Sub-optimal
Cliff-face traversal speed
Inefficient
Moss-to-energy conversion
Heuristic-based
Predator avoidance logic
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium lichen pellets.
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