Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Mountain Goat Farmer jobs? · Latest report #zrg5dyeb
Your job has an expiration date
October 12, 2066
In 40 yearsYour stubborn goats are merely low-bandwidth data points waiting for sensors.
High-altitude strategist with a penchant for goat behavior
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total herd visibility from the office chair
toast.youAI▸ CAPRAPILOT V4▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 40 YEARSAI's Special Power
tracks herd movement via satellite imagery
You manage herd grazing patterns and trek through rugged mountain terrain. Your days involve tracking livestock in vertical landscapes.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still interpret the subtle nuances of a mountain storm before it hits.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 3
Sensors replace your visual tracking of the herd.
Year 8
Cameras replace your daily mountain trail inspections.
Year 19
Robotic repair units fix perimeter breaches instantly.
Year 27
Algorithms predict storm movements better than your intuition.
Year 40 · D-Day
All herds move autonomously under centralized remote control.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92%
45 degrees
Average slope incline
22000
Steps hiked per day
99.9 percent
Goat tracking accuracy
Your severance
One robotic goat collar and a mountain map
Discussion
