Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Mountain Hermit jobs? · Latest report #yggdy3v8
Your job has an expiration date
October 13, 2066
In 40 yearsTrading your inner peace for a high-altitude surveillance satellite uplink.
Professional isolator (mostly rocks, occasionally pine needles).
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Authentic isolation, delivered directly to your cave.
ow.youAI▸ ZENDRONE V-9▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 40 YEARSAI's Special Power
projects perfect stillness onto empty landscapes
Surviving on local forage and avoiding human contact while maintaining a remote, rugged, and disconnected lifestyle.
The one thing AI can't do
You can truly appreciate the silence of a mountain without streaming it live.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 3
High-resolution satellites begin monitoring your mountain path daily.
Year 8
Small gliders drop pre-measured nutrient packs near your cave.
Year 19
Installed speakers emit perfectly calming mountain breeze sounds.
Year 30
A VR headset renders a fake mountain for you elsewhere.
Year 40 · D-Day
The peak is declared a restricted data-collection site.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.7%
0.4 per year
Average social interaction count
99.2 percent
Elevation-based solitude index
12 minutes annually
Total human contact time
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a busier mountain range.
Discussion
