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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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October 22, 2030
In 4 yearsYour artistic pile of plastic ferns is a liability to the budget.
Professional leaf-polisher and dirt-arranger for fake backyards.
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Perfectly digital nature, never wilts.
help!youAI▸ FLORASYNTH V.9▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
replaces wilting plants with holographic projection
You source, arrange, and maintain artificial and real foliage for film sets. You constantly fight dying leaves.
The one thing AI can't do
You can judge exactly how a fake ivy vine catches the morning sunlight.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
High-resolution scanners map every prop plant into the studio database.
Month 6
Gantry-mounted arms position modular floor foliage based on lighting specs.
Month 15
Holographic overlays hide the seams on cheaper plastic rental props.
Year 2.5
Biological plant management is offloaded to remote-monitored irrigation sensors.
Year 4 · D-Day
All physical plant maintenance is replaced by real-time environment rendering software.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
400 weekly
wilting plants replaced
90 percent
hours spent spraying plastic
too high
cost of shipping palm trees
Your severance
a lifetime supply of dead fake moss
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