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Your job has an expiration date
October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsYou greenlight sequels while algorithms calculate their inevitable failure already.
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cancels expensive projects with a keystroke
You spend your days reviewing scripts, managing budgets, and making high-stakes bets on entertainment projects.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a director’s face with complete, unshakeable confidence.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An AI reads scripts and predicts ticket sales with math.
Month 5
Automated models cut production costs by removing human error.
Month 10
Smart software generates legal documents faster than your assistants.
Month 16
AI-generated summaries replace your hour-long status meetings.
Year 2 · D-Day
The machine fully manages the portfolio without your input.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
too many
Lunch meetings held
constant
Box office misses
critical
Internal ego density
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a non-existent talent agency.
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