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October 22, 2030
In 4 yearsTetris with sofas is not a long-term career strategy.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Moving your stuff, without the lower back pain.
ow.you▸ FLEETLIFT V4.2▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
calculates the perfect angle for heavy furniture
Coordinating fleet logistics, managing damage claims, and physically lifting heavy furniture into tight, winding staircases.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly how much the upright piano will scrape the paint.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Algorithms replace your manual routing with perfect real-time traffic data.
Month 6
Computer vision scans the house to generate instant, accurate estimates.
Month 16
Hydraulic lift-bots handle the heavy furniture in predictable, controlled settings.
Year 2.5
Autonomous vans manage the loading dock arrivals and cargo tracking.
Year 4 · D-Day
You are replaced by a centralized management suite for logistics.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94%
4.2 annually
Average back injury
12 percent
Boxes lost in transit
Slow
Staircase navigation speed
Your severance
A slightly used dolly and a heavy-duty back brace.
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