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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace MP Caseworker jobs? · Latest report #s6ix2rj6
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December 31, 2028
In 2 years, 2 monthsYour templated email replies are the perfect training data for us.
Master of the polite 'we are looking into this' response.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated empathy for the restless public.
no no noyou▸ CONSTITUENCYFLOW 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters all constituent grief into neutral spreadsheets
You triage constituent distress and draft policy notes. The machine replaces your inbox and memo writing entirely.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still awkwardly smile at a constituent when the MP forgets their name.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI categorizes every angry email by urgency and topic.
Month 6
Drafting tools generate standard replies based on historical data.
Month 12
Briefs for the MP are generated instantly by scraping databases.
Month 17
Systems link local council records directly to the MP portal.
Year 2.2 · D-Day
The MP decides the algorithm handles people better than you.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.6%
150
Emails per day
98%
Coffee-induced panic
4000
Drafts sent to shredder
Your severance
A lifetime supply of official parliamentary stationary.
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