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December 1, 2030
In 4 years, 1 monthMagnet-powered button pusher who is mostly just a glorified chaperone.
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Automated imaging for the modern hospital wing
squeeze.youAI▸ SCANMASTER PRO 9000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARS, 1 MONTHAI's Special Power
calms patients with synthetic human voice
You position patients for medical imaging and operate high-powered magnetic resonance scanners to produce diagnostic diagnostic slices.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a patient is about to panic before they even say it.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 8
Sensors automatically detect metal objects on patients entering the room.
Month 10
Robotic tables move patients into the bore with sub-millimeter precision.
Month 20
Smart software optimizes scan parameters to reduce imaging artifacts instantly.
Year 2.7
Natural language models manage patient anxiety and breathing instructions effectively.
Year 4 · D-Day
Human technician is fully removed from the diagnostic imaging environment.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94.6%
412
Button presses per shift
94 percent
Patient awkwardness index
45 minutes
Average scan duration
Your severance
One complimentary heavy-duty lead apron for home use.
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