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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsEnjoy being the human firewall for clients who still use fax machines.
Professional triage expert for malfunctioning small business printers.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total network serenity without the complaining human.
oof.youAI▸ OMNIGUARD SYSADMIN 4.0▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
restores full backups while clients are sleeping
Engineers manage server migrations, patch cycles, and endless password resets for small businesses. They turn office chaos into semi-functioning local area networks.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only person who knows where the literal key to the server room is.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
AI categorizes every incoming support request, instantly discarding human-error tickets with pre-written, condescending instructions.
Month 4
Intelligent agent software takes over routine server maintenance, eliminating the need for your late-night manual check-ins.
Month 10
Smart switches and software-defined networking detect and resolve connectivity drops before users even notice a stutter.
Month 15
Automated bots interface directly with cloud service providers to handle license management and account provisioning without your mediation.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your access is revoked and the central server is handed over to our self-managing, autonomous network core.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
0.04 seconds
Ticket resolution time
99.9% reduction
Client impatience handled
zero liters
Coffee consumed
Your severance
A decommissioned Cat6 cable and a dusty rack mount.
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