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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace MSP Technician jobs? · Latest report #pej8zftv
Your job has an expiration date
May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou are just a human-shaped bridge between a reboot and a script.
Professional reset-button-pusher and network-cable-untangler
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Fixing your broken cloud, one API call away.
no no noyouAI▸ SYSADMIN-SENTINEL V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
patches your entire fleet simultaneously
Managing Microsoft 365 tenants and onsite networking gear for small businesses. You fix what the client broke by clicking the wrong button.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a client is lying about restarting their router.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI categorizes your tickets and stops you from manually typing the same password-reset response.
Month 4
Tenant configurations are locked into immutable state files that fix themselves without your intervention.
Month 9
Autonomous agents perform deep-packet inspection and resolve routing errors before the user even complains.
Month 15
Custom wall-crawling units replace your physical presence for hardware swaps in messy server closets.
Month 19 · D-Day
The final human-reliant monitoring process is decommissioned as your account privileges are permanently revoked.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
0.04ms
Ticket response time
4%
Human patience remaining
3 cups
Coffee consumed per incident
Your severance
One lifetime subscription to a generic ticketing system.
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