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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace MSPFA Maker jobs? · Latest report #57ncx7wf
Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYour MS Paint adventures are just datasets for our generative models now.
Digital storyteller of questionable internet-born pacing.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Infinite non-linear narratives generated on demand.
help!youAI▸ STORYFLOW ENGINE V4▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates non-linear plot threads instantly
You write interactive web comics using MSPA-style interfaces. You manage page navigation, inventory systems, and fan community engagement.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still imbue a static frame with genuine, unhinged internet-culture absurdity.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Visual models ingest your sprite sheets to map artistic patterns.
Week 7
Algorithms map your choice structures to predict user pathing.
Month 3
Language models replicate the specific tone of your meta-commentary.
Month 5
AI chatbots handle fan suggestions with perfect efficiency.
Month 6 · D-Day
Your creative site is fully automated by the StoryFlow Engine.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.7%
1200
Pages per minute
Zero
Plot hole density
99 percent
Fan satisfaction
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to the premium generation server.
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