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December 8, 2027
In 14 monthsRules-lawyering in a basement is a hobby, not a revenue stream.
Rulebook-wielding arbiter of cardboard misery
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Immutable logic for your cardboard addiction.
help!youAI▸ ORACLE-BOT V4▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
enforces game state with absolute digital authority
You adjudicate complex card interaction disputes and manage Swiss-bracket pairings. You spend your weekends arguing about layers and mana abilities.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a player is lying about their triggers with human intuition.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
An automated cloud client takes over the Swiss-pairing algorithm to eliminate human entry errors.
Month 3
Real-time card database integration answers rules questions instantly without needing a judge's intervention.
Month 7
Vision models scan deck lists against legal card pools in milliseconds to ensure complete compliance.
Month 12
An LLM trained on 30 years of errata mediates all player disagreements without showing mercy.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your tournament floor is now fully automated and requires zero human mediation for game state.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
Infinite
Rules queries resolved
3 cups
Coffee consumed per round
100%
Argument victory rate
Your severance
A lifetime supply of digital booster pack codes.
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