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October 22, 2031
In 5 yearsTeaching humans to hit things is less efficient than robots hitting.
Professional dream-crusher and heavy bag enthusiast
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Precision strikes without the emotional baggage
oof.youAI▸ COMBATCOACH PRO V4▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 5 YEARSAI's Special Power
delivers perfectly calibrated roundhouse kicks
You manage pads, correct stance, and lead exhausting circuit training. Your day is filled with sweat and repetition.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a student is faking an injury to skip burpees.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensored pads track power and timing without you watching.
Month 12
Holographic instructors take over the morning class circuit.
Year 2
Adjustable hydraulic arms simulate opponent pressure perfectly.
Year 3
Students wear suits that vibrate to correct their form.
Year 4
Autonomous floor units scrub the sweat from the mats.
Year 5 · D-Day
A single gantry unit handles the entire gym floor.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92%
400
Average pads held per day
1 hour
Human stamina limit
0.01ms
Machine correction latency
Your severance
A lifetime supply of gym disinfectant and tape.
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