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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Muffin Top Specialist jobs? · Latest report #i23cjahn
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September 22, 2028
In 1 year, 11 monthsTurning your culinary trauma into a high-speed efficiency optimization project.
Surgical precision expert in the art of the dome.
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Perfect cuts, zero waste, absolute profit.
ow.you▸ CRUMB-CUT PRO 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
slicing 5000 muffins per hour with precision
You slice muffin tops for sale while discarding the stumps. This is essentially trash management with extra crumbs.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment the muffin is perfectly domed.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 7
Sensors monitor your slicing speed to calculate optimal cut paths.
Month 7
A conveyor belt replaces your arm motion for consistent feeding.
Month 13
Laser-guided cutters replace your manual knife work entirely.
Month 18
A grinder processes the stumps into animal feed automatically.
Year 1.9 · D-Day
The machine takes over your station completely and permanently.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.6%
100%
Stump waste ratio
high
Average knife fatigue
infinite
Efficiency gap
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium muffin stumps.
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