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November 30, 2030
In 4 years, 1 monthYour business model is just an aggressive version of a tax audit.
Freelance redistribution specialist with a focus on dark alleys.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The future of forced asset redistribution.
pop?you▸ ROBO-EXTORT 9000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARS, 1 MONTHAI's Special Power
threatens bystanders with high-voltage compliance
You intercept pedestrians to demand liquid assets. Your primary tool is intimidation in dimly lit urban environments.
The one thing AI can't do
You have a charmingly outdated sense of physical proximity that robots cannot replicate.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 4
High-definition motion sensors map every dark corner of the city.
Month 14
AI flags your favorite alleys for increased automated lighting patrols.
Year 2.1
Autonomous drones follow targets to deter any unapproved personal contact.
Year 2.9
Digital payment mandates make physical cash worthless to your operation.
Year 4 · D-Day
A robotic arm simply takes your remaining assets before you finish.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.7%
Under $40
Average yield per encounter
42 percent
Probability of police intervention
Too fast
Jogging speed of target
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a state-run facility.
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