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June 20, 2027
In 8 monthsFeeding thousands of strangers for views while your digestion fails slowly.
Digital gluttony enthusiast, professional camera-staring expert.
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Infinite caloric intake without the human cost.
split.you▸ GLUTTONYENGINE 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 8 MONTHSAI's Special Power
triggers hunger responses via targeted frequency waves
You film yourself consuming massive quantities of food for internet clout and ad revenue. Your career is literal content.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still physically feel the existential dread of finishing a bowl of spicy noodles.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart lamps follow your face to ensure the food looks perfect.
Month 3
Crisper crunch sounds are layered over your stream by AI.
Month 5
Virtual food models replace real leftovers to save on grocery costs.
Month 7
Bots write all the encouraging fan comments for you.
Month 8 · D-Day
The loop of you eating is replaced by an AI simulation.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
8000 kcal
Average calories per stream
400,000
Comments saying 'eat more'
45
Seconds until viewer boredom
Your severance
A lifetime supply of stomach acid neutralisers.
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