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October 21, 2030
In 4 yearsMoving piles of wood chips is a glorified toddler's hobby.
Heavy equipment pilot, master of the bark pile.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated earth-moving for wood-based debris.
split.youAI▸ MULCHMASTER 9000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
estimates volume with one infrared sweep
You shuffle bark heaps, operate heavy front-end loaders, and haggle with landscaping contractors over cubic yard pricing.
The one thing AI can't do
You can judge the moisture content of cedar mulch just by its smell.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Laser scanners track wood pile height and cubic volume automatically.
Month 7
Autonomous tractors start moving bark without your clumsy steering.
Month 20
Contractors self-service their load requests via a touch screen.
Year 3
Machines reroute traffic flow so humans are no longer required.
Year 4 · D-Day
The warehouse locks the gates to your redundant office desk.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92%
8 percent
Average load error
4 hours
Daily idling time
too high
Coffee-to-mulch ratio
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium wood shavings.
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