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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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December 9, 2027
In 14 monthsAlgorithms are already laughing at your manual trade executions.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Liquidating the competition one millisecond at a time.
bzzt.you▸ QUANTFLOW ENGINE X▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
front-runs every human order in sight
Executing high-frequency orders across equities and derivatives while managing complex margin risks.
The one thing AI can't do
You have a unique gut feeling about market sentiment that defies simple logic.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors identify optimal execution paths faster than your reflexes.
Month 4
Neural networks begin shadowing your desk's every buy order.
Month 8
Software takes over margin calls and portfolio hedging entirely.
Month 12
The ability to manually touch orders is permanently revoked.
Month 14 · D-Day
You are replaced by a headless script in a rack.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
too slow
Average trade latency
unoptimized
Coffee consumption per day
disturbingly high
Execution error probability
Your severance
A vintage mechanical keyboard and a stress ball.
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