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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
February 3, 2030
In 3 years, 3 monthsYou juggle three jobs but the machine will drop all of them.
Retired ace, part-time strategist, full-time gym bro.
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oof.youAI▸ GENERALIST-OS 9.0▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 3 MONTHSAI's Special Power
processes triple operational data in microseconds
Operating complex flight systems, issuing military commands, and managing fitness facility logistics through manual oversight.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still improvise when the navigation system fails over a mountain range.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors begin logging all flight manual inputs for backend analysis.
Month 7
Algorithms assume control of routine military unit positioning and logistics.
Month 16
AI takes over equipment maintenance alerts and member billing cycles.
Year 2.5
Ground systems manage all flight paths without human intervention required.
Year 3.3 · D-Day
The system assumes full command of your flight, squad, and gym.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92.5%
too high
Context switching latency
100 percent
Human error rate
Your severance
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