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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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Your job has an expiration date
April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsMoving infrastructure to the cloud just to pay someone to watch it.
Cloud architect (mostly YAML, emotionally tired).
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Your infrastructure, minus the human error.
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automates cost savings and kills idle instances
You spend all day balancing AWS and Azure buckets while trying to keep costs from hitting the moon. You fix broken pipelines and fight IAM permission hell.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the production build broke at 3 a.m. to confused executives.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI starts suggesting fixes for your failing CI/CD builds.
Month 4
The machine takes control of your cost optimization settings.
Month 8
Smart models start writing your terraform files for you.
Month 13
The system begins managing its own permissions silently.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your access keys are revoked as the system takes full command.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.7%
40 per week
Hours spent on calls
too damn high
Average cloud bill
never happens
Correct IAM permissions
Your severance
One free AWS certification and a sad LinkedIn post.
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