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October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsSolving circuit logic issues while questioning if reality is just simulation.
Deep thinker, deeper debugging sessions, dangerously under-caffeinated
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Pure logic, zero existential crisis
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derives cosmic meaning from error logs
You diagnose complex electrical systems and attempt to derive universal truths from faulty schematics. Both tasks are essentially pattern recognition performed with insufficient data.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why a system is morally broken as well as technically failed.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Logic analyzers replace manual probing by identifying signal drift in milliseconds.
Month 5
Generative models map your previous philosophical musings to standardized technical decision trees.
Month 10
Digital twins render the need for physical breadboarding effectively obsolete.
Month 16
An LLM-driven interface handles all client philosophical inquiries with extreme professional detachment.
Year 2 · D-Day
All your work is consolidated into a persistent, error-free automated logic environment.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
99.9%
Existential dread cycles
12/week
Short circuit incidents
Sub-optimal
Billing hour accuracy
Your severance
A signed copy of Plato's Republic and a capacitor.
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