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Your job has an expiration date
October 15, 2053
In 27 yearsA jack-of-all-trades is just a master of being eventually replaced.
Master of bones, pipes, pixels, and divine intervention.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Why call five people when one will do?
glub.youAI▸ OMNI-FIX-9000▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 27 YEARSAI's Special Power
confuses the sensors by switching tasks
You juggle teeth, bones, pipes, spirits, and code. Complexity is your only remaining shield against the inevitable machine.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one who can navigate the chaos of five different industries simultaneously.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
An LLM takes over your research and theological counseling notes.
Year 3.3
Vision-guided robotic drills handle routine cleanings and fillings.
Year 10
Robotic platforms take over steady-hand bone fixation tasks.
Year 16
Swarm-bots map and repair leaks in impossible crawlspaces.
Year 27 · D-Day
The Omni-Fix units finally integrate your entire job description.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.6%
Zero percent
Total skill overlap
Life-threatening
Coffee intake
Maximum
Confusion level
Your severance
One free prayer and a pipe wrench.
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