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Your job has an expiration date
December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYour portfolio is just a backlog waiting for a bulk generate script.
Professional dreamer, amateur mixologist, full-time resume polisher.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Everything you do, but without the existential dread.
pop?you▸ OMNIARTIST 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
mixes drinks and dialogue with zero lag
You serve drinks while drafting scripts that never get produced. We will handle the creative output directly.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still make eye contact with someone while ignoring their pain.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 7
Large language models begin drafting your spec scripts instantly.
Month 3
Virtual agents replace the need for human-led auditions.
Month 6
Precision liquid dispensers remove the need for manual pouring.
Month 10
AI models generate movies based entirely on your target audience.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your creative human touch is officially marked as legacy noise.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
4,000
Average rejection letters
200
Drink recipes memorized
Zero
Actual screen time
Your severance
A lifetime supply of generic instant coffee.
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