Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Multi-Hyphenate Domestic Technician jobs? · Latest report #kum5w2ky
Your job has an expiration date
December 1, 2030
In 4 years, 1 monthYou are a glorified errand runner pretending to be a space engineer.
Jack of all trades, master of absolutely nothing.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Doing everything you do, but without the ego.
splat.you▸ GENERALIST-DROID X9▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARS, 1 MONTHAI's Special Power
wires your house while walking the dog
You walk dogs, perform minor electrical repairs, and claim to service space telescopes.
The one thing AI can't do
You can untangle a dog leash without triggering a system-wide hardware error.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Autonomous beacons keep the dogs on a pre-mapped path.
Month 7
Sensors report heating issues directly to the local utility.
Month 17
Doorbells are now swapped out rather than re-wired.
Year 2.5
Remotely controlled arms handle delicate lens calibrations.
Year 4 · D-Day
The multi-purpose unit arrives to replace your entire existence.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92.9%
4
Dogs walked per day
12
Doorbells wired poorly
0
Telescopes actually touched
Your severance
A leash, a screwdriver, and a one-way bus ticket.
Discussion
