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June 11, 2027
In 8 monthsYou are a bottleneck disguised as a department of four people.
Professional plate-spinner with too many login credentials.
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You juggle LLM architecture, network security, fiscal begging, and corporate damage control. You are a human integration layer that is currently being bypassed by superior stack-native software.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a board of directors with a straight face.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Your grant applications are replaced by a model that parses your historical success rate perfectly.
Week 11
Real-time WAF adjustment and threat hunting are handed over to a zero-trust neural network.
Month 4
System architecture is now auto-generated based on current throughput requirements and cost efficiency constraints.
Month 7
Public relations responses are handled by agents that optimize for share price and minimal controversy.
Month 8 · D-Day
You receive a thank-you note generated by the system you spent your career building.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94.5%
too high
context switching latency
below average
grant approval rate
catastrophic
sleep deprivation level
Your severance
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