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Will AI replace Multi-Media Journalist jobs? · Latest report #63s9g9w4
Your job has an expiration date
December 7, 2027
In 13 monthsYou chase ambulances, but our servers chase the ad revenue instead.
Local news hunter, professional filler of air time.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated reporting for the post-human era.
squeeze.youAI▸ NEWSFLOW-GPT 9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates outrage headlines from thin air
You pitch stories, interview locals, film footage, and edit scripts for local news broadcasts. Your relevance is expiring.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still actually look a source in the eye when they are lying.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Speech-to-text tools take over your tedious audio transcription duties.
Month 4
Language models start writing your dry local news recaps.
Month 8
Fixed sensors in key areas replace your need for travel.
Month 12
Digital avatars read the scripts without needing coffee breaks.
Month 13 · D-Day
The local news cycle becomes a fully automated stream.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.7%
8 per day
Average local leads generated
3.2 seconds
Seconds of human attention span
44 percent
Truth accuracy probability
Your severance
A one-year subscription to the AI that replaced you.
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