Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Multi-Modal Industrial Technician jobs? · Latest report #3gcz53ua
Your job has an expiration date
November 30, 2030
In 4 years, 1 monthYou are a glorified, caffeinated pilot with a death wish.
Drowning in caffeine, oil, and flight manuals.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Drill, Brew, Fly, Forget.
bzzt.youAI▸ OMNI-HAZARD AUTOMATON V9▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARS, 1 MONTHAI's Special Power
filters atmospheric pollutants into usable jet fuel
You spend your days extracting hydrocarbons, steaming milk, and piloting crew transport in isolated, high-stakes environments.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still taste when the oil pressure is wrong by smell alone.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Automated espresso kiosks replace your manual tamping and milk-steaming workflow.
Month 12
Real-time AI monitoring assumes control of drilling pressure and fluid dynamics management.
Year 2.1
Vision-guided flight controllers begin managing all personnel transport routes in hazardous weather.
Year 3.1
Robotic maintenance units take over the cleaning and repair of your primary equipment.
Year 4 · D-Day
Integrated autonomous platforms operate the entire station, coffee service, and transport fleet flawlessly.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
100%
Coffee Quality Consistency
Negligible
Explosion Risk Variance
Zero
Pilot Error Probability
Your severance
A lifetime supply of lukewarm, dehydrated espresso powder.
Discussion
