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May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYou track the hazards so we can automate the accidents away.
Professional bearer of bad news regarding OSHA compliance.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total oversight without the paperwork.
glub.youAI▸ SAFESITE SENTINEL 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
flags unsafe behavior before it happens
You monitor compliance across various sites and conduct safety audits to prevent workplace injuries.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a worker is genuinely hiding a dangerous shortcut from you.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors begin logging all site activity into a central database.
Month 5
Visual AI identifies missing helmets or goggles in real time.
Month 13
Software writes all your compliance reports based on sensor data.
Year 1.9
The system locks machines if it detects an unsafe pattern.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The system manages site safety entirely without human intervention.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
4,000 hourly
Audit reports processed
99.2 percent
Incident prediction accuracy
100 percent
Human error rate
Your severance
A one-year subscription to a workplace hazard training app.
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