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Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2031
In 5 yearsYour toolkit is just a collection of future paperweights.
Professional contortionist and occasional boiler whisperer.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Fixing the mess before you arrive.
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sniffs out gas leaks through drywall
You crawl into ceiling voids and cramped cupboards to fix failing boilers and rewire outdated lighting systems.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still contort your spine into impossible shapes to reach a hidden valve.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart sensors alert the cloud before your boiler even breaks.
Month 12
Robots replace entire components instead of fixing individual tiny valves.
Year 2
AR headsets guide junior staff through every wire connection.
Year 3.3
Small crawling machines deploy to reach pipes you currently squeeze into.
Year 5 · D-Day
The warehouse replaces your entire existence with autonomous maintenance drones.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
450 annually
Hours spent hunting missing tools
High
Average crawl space claustrophobia
99 percent
Boiler sensors tripped for no reason
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a climate-controlled office.
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