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Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2031
In 5 yearsYour hybrid career is just a checklist for our inventory sensors.
Jack of all trades, master of planned obsolescence.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Wiring, selling, and repairing without the heartbeat.
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reconfigures entire network grids while you sleep
You wire smart homes, patch circuits, and manage technical sales teams. We are turning that into a server-rack.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense a bad neutral connection just by the smell of the copper.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Sensors map your wiring patterns and sales pitch delivery speed.
Month 11
AI models generate your sales decks based on actual customer needs.
Year 2.3
Firmware patches are pushed directly from our cloud to your hardware.
Year 3.6
Robotic crawlers map wall cavities to identify faults without humans.
Year 5 · D-Day
Your utility truck is decommissioned and sold for scrap metal.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.1%
Infinite
Voltage checks performed
98 percent
Client confusion rate
Too much
Coffee consumed per circuit
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our home diagnostic API.
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