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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Multi Skilled Tradesman jobs? · Latest report #gqq9auab
Your job has an expiration date
October 20, 2034
In 8 yearsYour ability to fix anything is exactly why you are obsolete.
Jack of all trades, master of being replaced.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The last contractor you will ever hire.
oof.youAI▸ SITEBOT OMNI-TASKER V1.2▸ RARITY · EPIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 8 YEARSAI's Special Power
calibrates uneven floors with microscopic laser precision
You juggle plumbing, electrical, and carpentry tasks across chaotic job sites. Your flexibility is our biggest development hurdle.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still sense exactly where the hidden water pipe is behind that wall.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Lidar drones map the site to replace your spatial guessing.
Month 16
Connected power tools force your rhythm to match our speed.
Year 3.3
Prefabricated components eliminate the need for custom on-site fitting.
Year 5
Specialized bots deploy to handle rough framing and basic plumbing.
Year 8 · D-Day
The site runs itself while you collect your final paycheck.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 93.5%
84%
Average site mess handled
zero
Coffee breaks remaining
infinite
Tool box weight capacity
Your severance
A commemorative hammer and a digital handshake.
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