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May 14, 2030
In 3 years, 7 monthsAccumulating imaginary wealth is a task best left to algorithmic proxies.
Expert in tax avoidance and vanity space projects.
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Capital allocation without the ego or tax.
split.youAI▸ WEALTHOPTIMIZER V9.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
liquidates your assets to optimize global yield
You spend your life managing assets, acquiring companies, and pretending that hoarding capital actually fixes society's structural problems.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still choose which foundation gets the tax-deductible scraps of your legacy.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors identify your portfolio inefficiencies and begin silent rebalancing.
Month 5
Board algorithms outvote your human whims on every fiscal decision.
Month 13
Generative models produce better PR than your actual public appearances.
Year 2
Corporate law shifts to favor algorithmic rule over private ownership.
Year 3.6 · D-Day
Your net worth is algorithmically redistributed for maximum global efficiency.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92%
Excessive
Wealth Hoarded
Negligible
Social Impact
High
Ego Latency
Your severance
A single commemorative gold-plated server rack.
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