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Your job has an expiration date
May 19, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYou curate moods; the algorithm just calculates the conversion rate.
Master of moodboards, budget spreadsheets, and expensive gear.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Generating high-fidelity assets without the production budget.
blub.you▸ OMNILENS V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimizes visual assets for maximum engagement
You juggle shoot logistics, gear lists, and talent management while chasing aesthetic perfection. Your job is an expensive bridge between creative vision and bottom-line reality.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still negotiate the release forms with an uncooperative, hungover celebrity in person.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
AI-driven scheduling tools begin drafting your call-sheets using predictive historical data for efficiency.
Month 7
Vision models select optimal lighting and lens combinations based on real-time simulated environment feedback.
Month 15
Large language models handle all freelance contract negotiations using algorithmic market-rate optimization protocols.
Year 1.9
Robotic camera rigs execute complex shots guided by real-time AI directors, eliminating on-set human management.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
All creative direction shifts to generative models; your role is archived as a legacy manual process.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97%
7 cups
Coffee consumed per shoot
0.3%
Budget overruns prevented
99%
Moodboard saturation index
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our basic image generator.
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