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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Multimedia Journalist jobs? · Latest report #2n2p94uq
Your job has an expiration date
May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsTurning your nuanced human observations into generic, algorithm-friendly content slop.
Master of four formats, slave to one algorithm.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated reporting for the post-truth era.
split.youAI▸ STORYBOT-SYNTH 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates viral clickbait from raw police scanners
You chase leads, record interviews, edit footage, and package stories for multi-platform consumption. Your relevance is rapidly expiring.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still verify a live source by looking them in the eye.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
AI models transcribe every interview with near-perfect accuracy.
Month 4
Vision models automatically turn your horizontal footage into vertical clips.
Month 9
Content agents write the first ten drafts of every story.
Month 14
Data scrapers monitor social feeds to find scoops before you.
Month 19 · D-Day
The machine fully synthesizes the entire news cycle without you.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.8%
99.9%
Click-through rate
Zero
Human nuance detected
10000
Stories churned daily
Your severance
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