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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsScheduling municipal b-roll meetings is a task for a simple script.
Professional cat-herder of amateur public access footage.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning local tedium into digestible digital content.
no no noyouAI▸ CIVICSTREAM AUTO-EDITOR V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autogenerates highlights from city hall sessions
You track public meeting footage and edit bureaucratic highlight reels. The machine does it faster and without coffee.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only person who knows where the original, dusty hard drives are hidden.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your local server files are uploaded to an automated cloud folder.
Month 4
Networked sensors start recording meetings without human intervention.
Month 8
Software automatically detects speakers to create clean edit points.
Month 13
Bot agents post meeting recaps directly to social platforms.
Month 18 · D-Day
The final human check is removed as software handles all ingest.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
24 per week
Hours wasted in city hall
480p garbage
Average resolution of archival files
100 percent
Human error rate
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to the city archive search tool.
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